Learn more. Move the cursor over to the right and click on "Mat Baxter. CEO." I think you'll find it to be disjointed and making no sense.
(Incidentally in the six days of writing this blog post, the Huge landing page was changed 3x.)
Now Scroll Down the Landing Page
• With the huge, overpowering headline featuring Mat Baxter, I was eager to find out who he is and his experience.
• Alas, this is the only reference to—and photo of—Max Baxter on the landing page. I had to scramble all over the Huge website to find his bio.
• Prowl the website and you'll discover an agency that all about "we," "us' and "our." I couldn't find the words "you" or "your" anywhere.
• Huge is an agency filled with people hugely full of themselves.
Am I Being Hugely Unfair to Huge?
Just to be sure I wasn't making a huge error I Googled the Huge staff directory to see if anybody—anybody at all—had direct marketing experience. I came up drier than the Mojave Desert in mid-summer.
Lots of award-winning campaigns, Super Bowl spots, international travel, "digitally-led thinking," high-profile strategic engagements, newsworthiness, entrepreneurialism and (my favorite) "helping clients capitalize on the seismic shift reshaping the marketing landscape."
Click on the staff directory and you won't find a single mention of direct marketing experience anywhere in the CVs of the 21 agency principals.
Amazingly Ergo Has Entrusted Huge to Create a Huge,
Obviously Pricy Multi-media Direct Marketing Campaign
Medium #1: email
We examined the email to me in the lede of this blog post.
Medium #2: Direct Mail
Several days later I received this six-panel self-mailer printed on card stock folded down to 6" x 9" postcard size.
Here's a sample of copy from this postcard effort:LICENSED HEARING
PROFESSIONALS
No unnecessary doctor appointments.
Just give us a call!
VIRTUALLY INVISIBLE
So small and slick they're
hidden from view
PURE COMFORT
So sleek and smooth you'll
probably forget they're there
EXCEPTIONAL AUDIO
State-of-the-art technology for
The highest sound quality
RECHARGABLE
No batteries required:
1 charge = up to 16 hours
of hearing perfection
LIFETIME SUPPORT
Access to licensed hearing
professionals
every step of the way, forever
Medium #3: Digital Ads—Lots of Them!
Below is one of the EARGO ads that showed up on my iPad, iPhone and seemingly everywhere I wandered surfing the internet. This one was in the middle of my morning Apple News.
Medium #4: TV and Internet—
Check Out EARGO's Condom [sic] Spot.
You read that right: Condom Spot. It might win a creativity prize, but thoroughly embarrassing—and shaming—a nice American family (as well as giving TV viewers the creepy-crawlies) will not sell hearing aids.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwSqSITCLCk
Takeaways to Consider
•Stan Rapp, legendary co-founder of the Rapp Collins Agency came up withthe ultimate two-word definition of direct marketing: "Intimate Advertising."
• "Intimate Advertising" is not a brash, ballsy overpowering promise to deaf seniors to save $450.
• For starters, anybody who can afford $1700-$3000 for a hearing aid system would be far more interested in improved hearing—not saving $450.
• "Intimate" is generally a letter—in print or digital—from one writer whispering into the ear of one reader about recapturing the joyous sounds of music, theater, summer rain on the roof, waterfalls and—as E.B. White suggested—"the most beautiful sound in America, 'the tinkle of ice at twilight.' "
• "Lede with benefits. End with proof." —Gary North
• Of all the formats used in direct marketing, none has more power to generate action than the intimate me-to-you communication of a personal letter.
• For example, the most successful advertisement in the history of the world is the 777-word letter by Martin Conroy that brought in $2 billion in subscription revenue to The Wall Street Journal over the 25+ years it was mailed. (Think about it—777 words bringing in $2 billion. Why that's $25.7 million a word!)
http://dennyhatch.blogspot.com/2019/01/37-most-successful-advertisement-in.html
• Let's say you have been assigned the task of marketing a new product (or service). Where to start?
1. Learn everything about the features and benefits of the product.
2. Get inside the head and under the skin of the person you want to reach with your message. Think how he thinks, feel what she feels. Become that person.
3. Come up with a Unique Selling Proposition (USP)—a few pithy words that instantly capture the irresistible benefits of the product—and how it stands out from the competition.
http://dennyhatch.blogspot.com/2018/10/26-your-toughest-copywriting-challenge.html
4. Here's one for EARGO: "I can't believe it! I can hear everything for the first time in years!"
• The Huge agency writers and designers do not cause the hearts of hearing impaired seniors go pitty-pat with the benefits of hearing. Throughout their material they are fixated with the "features" of the product and show it over and over. The idea of sticking this grotesque thing deep into my ear gives me the willies.
• This is akin to Otto Von Bismarck's line about being served sausage right after seeing the inside of a sausage factory.
• A line of copy that gives me pause:
"No unnecessary doctor appointments. Just give us a call!"
• Why do the EARGO folks crap on doctors, calling them "unnecessary?"
• It seems to me the enthusiastic support, partnership and prescriptions of doctors would be a huge benefit to customers... and to EARGO.
• Put another way, if EARGO seems to be doing an end run around the medical profession, something must be wrong with the product.
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