For Immediate Release:
Dateline: East Greenwich,
RI
Sunday, June 22, 2025
Let me make a long story short. (It never is.)If I’m really being honest…. (But you’re not.)A great series once you get into it. (The first three seasons are a bore, however.)Please don’t go away mad. (Get the hell out of here.)You did well, just not in the top tier. (You were dead last.)The weather there is “iffy.” (You’re lucky IF you ever see the sun.)You look great in that outfit. (Do you think I’m stupid?)Great outfit! (If it were ten years ago.)You received another standing ovation. (Which is what woke me up.)Would you like to come with me, I have a boat. (It can’t possibly be big enough.)There is no time like the present. (Because you want something, but for me, there’s no time like next week.)Why don’t we compromise? (And do what I want.)My God, you look great! (If you were 15 years older.)Hear me out, It's all about control of our lives. (Yes, and you need to stop chain smoking and go easy on the drinking.)
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