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Dateline: Albuquerque , NM
Friday, November 01, 2019

Kel McBride and Gail Rubin
Kel McBride, the Lively Death Lady, and Gail Rubin, The Doyenne of Death, at ICCFA 2019.

Kel McBride, the Lively Death Lady, was one of the pioneers of the Before I Die Festival movement in the United States. She helped point the way as I was starting the Before I Die New Mexico Festival in 2017.

Kel just sent me her thoughts about Halloween and death, and I just had to share. Here’s what she had to say.

Halloween is connected to the death of our ancestors and the dying of plant life in the fields. Many feel it is when the veil between life and death is thinned. So I thought it would be a great opportunity to talk to about the word “death.” As we push against the reality of death in the lifecycle we sometimes push the word away itself. Check out what I’m talking about below including a grand list of euphemisms for the OMG dreaded word – gasp!  

Thesaurus of Death

“To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness”

– Oscar Wilde

I love this. Wilde using his amazing way with a pointed phrase to show the foolishness of polite words.

We have pushed polite words to the extreme when it comes to dying. Creating a vast lexicon of ways to say “died” or “dead” without ever saying the actual words. Sometimes avoiding saying any words at all.

Just watch almost any TV show or movie where someone dies. Notice what happens when a character has to “tell” another person that someone died. They just give a “look” at the person, without talking. Maybe they will say “I’m sorry.” But to hear someone say “She died” is crazy rare. Long stares that mean “dead”? Those are annoyingly common.

Are we really so afraid of death that we can barely say the words?

Is this the morbid version of, “Beetlejuice! Beetlejuice! …..” well ya know, phobia?

Gail Rubin, The Doyenne of Death® says, “Talking about sex won’t make you pregnant, and talking about funerals won’t make you dead.” As a past sexuality educator, I love this phrase. It so captures that hesitation in a person’s voice as they struggle for not just words, but the right words.

Sometimes they get pretty creative:

Dreamy Deaths

  • Asleep
  • At rest
  • The big sleep
  • Eternal rest
  • Resting in peace
  • Sleeping
  • Final rest
  • Long sleep

I hope lots of these travelers had on their hiking boots.

  • At the river’s edge
  • Down glory’s road
  • Beyond the great divide
  • Bus pulled up
  • Departed
  • Ran out of gas
  • In a better place
  • Left this world
  • Came to an end
  • Moved on down the line
  • Rode into the sunset

Totally Earthy

  • Bought the farm
  • Bit the dust
  • Fertilizer
  • Returned to dust
  • Ashes to ashes
  • Napping in the dirt

Time and Money get some in the end

  • Cashed in
  • Ran out of time
  • Checked out
  • Time was up
  • Ran out of time

Violent Means?

Were we

  • Annihilated?
  • Consumed?
  • Liquidated?

Did we

  • Croak?
  • Succumb?
  • Perish?

Did we get

  • Snuffed?
  • Terminated?
  • Expired?
  • Retired?

Working till the end

  • Brought down the curtain
  • Kicked the bucket
  • Lost the race
  • Pushing up daisies
  • That was all he wrote

Transformers! The dead in disguise!

  • Dead as a doornail
  • Curtains
  • Nothing but kitty litter now (yep, that was a new one for me too)

More frequently though it’s like a “Missing” poster without a reward:

  • Left us
  • Lost
  • History now
  • Gone but not forgotten
  • Goner
  • Left this world
  • No longer with us

While I obviously enjoy collecting euphemisms for death and dying, I strive not to use them. When I talk about death in my retreats, classes, and writing I try to use dying, dead or died – what they are doing, are, or did.  Try it the next time you begin to skirt around the word.

People don’t really fade away, cross over, or go out like a light – though those are the closest euphemisms to the reality of many deaths. They simply die. For some using that word is offensive, irreverent, or blatantly rude.  I think it is honest and connects us to a core fact of living, we will all die. We can’t hide from reality, so why hide from the words.

They will die. You will die. I will die.

Today, let’s live!

Kel McBride, MLS, CEOLS, also known as the Lively Death Lady is a death and dying educator. She supports people in making informed decisions about their death that are in sync with their values.  From health care to legacy, McBride makes the morbid intriguing and light-hearted, with amusing examples and details of lesser-known options. Her clients get their documents in order, have quality conversations about their wishes with friends and family – and also find a new focus on LIVING. She primarily works with people who are younger & healthy, people who believe their death is in the distant future. For more information or to be added to her EXPIRATIONS INSPIRATIONS blog email [email protected] or visit clearlydepart.com

Gail Rubin, CT, is author and host of the award-winning book and television series, A Good Goodbye: Funeral Planning for Those Who Don’t Plan to Die, Hail and Farewell: Cremation Ceremonies, Templates and Tips, and KICKING THE BUCKET LIST: 100 Downsizing and Organizing Things to Do Before You Die.

Rubin is a Certified Thanatologist (that's a death educator) and a popular speaker who uses humor and films to get the end-of-life and funeral planning conversation started. She "knocked 'em dead" with her TEDx talk, A Good Goodbye. She provides continuing education credit classes for attorneys, doctors, nurses, social workers, hospice workers, financial planners, funeral directors and other professionals. She's a Certified Funeral Celebrant and funeral planning consultant who has been interviewed in national and local print, broadcast and online media.

Known as The Doyenne of Death®, she is the event coordinator of the Before I Die NM Festival. She also hosts A Good Goodbye Internet radio show and produces Mortality Minute radio and online video spots. Her YouTube Channel features more than 450 videos!

Rubin is a member of the Association for Death Education and Counseling, the International Cemetery, Cremation and Funeral Association, Toastmasters International and the National Speakers Association New Mexico Chapter. Her speaking profile is available at eSpeakers.com.

Gail Rubin has been interviewed about funeral planning issues in national and local broadcast, print and online media. Outlets include The Huffington Post, Money Magazine, Kiplinger, CBS Radio News, WGN-TV,  and local affiliates for NPR, PBS, FOX, ABC-TV, CBS-TV and NBC-TV. Albuquerque Business First named her as one of their 2019 Women of Influence.

Sign up for a free planning form and occasional informative newsletter at her website, AGoodGoodbye.com.

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