It's Labor Day weekend and that means summer is coming to an end. On Tuesday you will have to put away your white belt and white shoes for another year, unless you live in Florida where it is acceptable attire for the entire year. 

    For many years, Labor Day weekend meant the Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, but since Jerry got ousted from his own show, all we have to look forward to telethon-wise is the 12-day, 24-hour Simpsons marathon on FXX. But if you use your imagination, Homer sounds like Jerry Lewis.

    Labor Day also marks the official end of the omnipresent ice bucket challenge. I thought I was going to make it through this thing unchallenged, but alas, I was challenged and responded thusly. Watch it to the end and consider yourself challenged.

http://youtu.be/MB0j7j982Vo?list=UUVy1dUuPnKlYq9IxcN1xOAA

    The work force may be relaxing on Labor Day but unfortunately, stupidity never takes a holiday. Here are the week's stupidest.

FIGHT OF THE WEEK

    In Struthers, Ohio police arrested two men after a fight broke out in a woman's yard. William Anderson knocked on the woman's door to tell her not to let her dog pee on his grass. A reasonable enough request, but that's where reason ends.

    Anderson then lowered his pants, exposing himself, and yelled obscenities at the woman. Michael Susak saw what was going on and went to stop the man. Unfortunately, he got drawn into an argument  with Anderson and the first thing he did was lower his pants too. Now you have two grown adults arguing with their pants down, undoubtedly making a lot of wiener joke insults, "Whatsa matter pal? You just get out of a cold pool?"

    Police easily arrested the men because they could not run very fast with their pants down. Lesson learned.

CHALLENGE STORIES

    I'm not the only one to take an ice bucket challenge this week, Jesean Morris, a 20-year-old Nebraska man did it too. Morris then posted the event on Facebook, apparently forgetting that police were looking for him for violating his parole. After dousing himself with ice, Morris is now cooling his heals in the Omaha Correctional Center.

    Meanwhile, over in Japan, porn stars have taken the charity challenge to a new level. If you donate money to the "Stop AIDS" campaign, they will let you touch their boobs. Since this is not an internet event, touchers must be present to donate. The line currently runs from Tokyo to Osaka.

DON'T CALL THEM DUMB ANIMALS

    In China, pandas are revered as cute and endangered animals, and when a panda in captivity gets pregnant, it's a big deal. The pregnant panda gets extra fruit and bamboo and gets round the clock care in an air conditioned building. It's a good life for a panda and Ai Hin knew it.

    Ai Hin is a six-year-old Giant Panda at the Chengdu Breeding Research Center who showed all the signs of being pregnant. She threw up in the morning, complained about getting fatter, and craved pickles and ice cream. Authorities at the center treated her like a mother-to-be and she loved it, even though she wasn't pregnant. 

    Ai Hin faked the whole thing to get better treatment. This is a clever koala.

Sadly, after hearing she was pregnant, her boyfriend Chi Chi left town.