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Greg Womack -- Oklahoma Financial Advisor Greg Womack -- Oklahoma Financial Advisor
Oklahoma City, OK
Wednesday, September 21, 2022


Back to School Stories
 

BACK TO SCHOOL. Across the country, school supplies have been purchased and many children have returned to the classroom to start a new school year. The give and take between teachers and students can produce some memorable – and humorous – moments. The following are from stories shared in Reader's Digest.

 

Teacher: Where is your homework?

Student: It's still in my pencil.

 

Teacher: Why can't freshwater fish live in salt water?

Student: The salt would give them high blood pressure.

 

Teacher: How would you make the world a better place?

Student: I'd make potato skins a main dish rather than an appetizer.

 

Teacher: Mira went to the library at 5:15 and left at 6:45. How long was Mira at the library?

Student: Not long.

 

Teacher: Why do you think our librarian is leaving?

Student: Because she's read all our books?

 

Teacher: In Franz Kafka's The Metamorphosis, a man who is discontented with his life, wakes up to find he has been transformed into a large, disgusting insect.

Student: So, is this fiction or nonfiction?

 

Teacher: Why aren't you wearing your glasses?

Student: My glasses are for reading, not math.

 

What are your favorite school stories?

 

Best regards,

 

Womack Investment Advisers, Inc.

 

WOMACK INVESTMENT ADVISERS, INC.

Oklahoma / Main Office: 1366 E. 15th Street - Edmond, OK  73013

California Office: 4660 La Jolla Village Dr., Ste. 100 - San Diego, CA 92122

Phone (405) 340-1717 - Toll Free (877) 340-1717 

 Website:  www.womackadvisers.com

Womack Investment Advisers, Inc. (WIA) is a registered investment adviser whose principal office is located in Oklahoma. Womack Investment Advisers, Inc.

is also registered in the State of California, the State of Illinois, the State of Indiana, and the State of Texas.

WIA only transacts business in states where it is properly registered, or excluded, or exempted from registration requirements.

Sources:

https://www.federalreserve.gov/faqs/about_12594.htm

https://www.barrons.com/articles/fed-interest-rates-investing-mantras-51662006600?tesla=y (or go to https://resources.carsongroup.com/hubfs/WMC-Source/2022/09-06-22_Barrons_The%20Fed%20is%20Hawkish_2.pdf)

https://finance.yahoo.com/quote/%5EGSPC?p=%5EGSPC

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-09-02/browbeaten-stock-bulls-wilt-in-the-face-of-rising-fed-hostility (or go to https://resources.carsongroup.com/hubfs/WMC-Source/2022/09-06-22_Bloomberg_Browbeaten%20Stock%20Bulls%20Wilt%20in%20the%20Face%20of%20Rising%20Fed%20Hostility_4.pdf)

https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/GDPC1#0

https://www.conference-board.org/topics/consumer-confidence

https://www.investopedia.com/insights/understanding-consumer-confidence-index/

https://www.barrons.com/articles/the-stock-market-looked-ready-to-recover-before-falling-apart-what-went-wrong-51662165266?refsec=the-trader&mod=topics_the-trader (or go to https://resources.carsongroup.com/hubfs/WMC-Source/2022/09-06-22_Barrons_The%20Stock%20Market%20Blew%20Its%20Chance%20of%20Recovery%20After%20the%20Jobs%20Report_8.pdf)

https://home.treasury.gov/resource-center/data-chart-center/interest-rates/TextView?type=daily_treasury_yield_curve&field_tdr_date_value=2022

https://www.rd.com/list/funny-school-stories/

https://www.goodreads.com/quotes/117616-i-have-learned-silence-from-the-talkative-toleration-from-the

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