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 # 211 Blog, Tuesday 20 May 2025.

https://dennyhatch.blogspot.com/2025/05/212-boshbash-ad.html 

 
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This Creepy-Crawly Cringe-Worthy Super Bowl TV Ad
Cost a Mind-Blowing $17 Million for 60 Seconds of Air Time!

 

URGENT NOTE: After you have clicked on the link below to see this nutsy-fagan unbelievably grotesque TV Spot, here's how to get back to my blog commentary.

Go to the very top left of your screen and  look for these two arrows....
              
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               You'll be instantly returned to my blog post.
                Thank you! —DH
 
HERE'S THE LINK TO THE $17 MILLION 60-SECOND AD:

  
     Additional Note: If you want to view the Macho Ad again
        one or more times, you can click on the
Right Arrow at the
        top left and you'll recapture the video. In this mode, 
        the two arrows act as a toggle switch. 

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Super Bowl ads can be drop-deadfascinating. To reach the audience of 126 million viewers on Sunday, 9 February 2025, the base price for advertisers was $16million for 60 seconds of air time — plus an estimated $1 million paid to the ad agencyfor creating and producing the actual spot/commercial. Total tally: $17 million for the 60 seconds you ducked into the john.

The list of advertisers was announced a week before the game. I downloaded 42 advertisers andlinks to their actual ads which I alphabetized. Booking.com was first. I clicked on the link, watched a gaggle of ugly, noisy Muppet puppets (includingMiss Piggy) and jotted down some notes. 

 The second ad was the above from Bosch USA. It was (and is) unbelievably gross — and the subject of this serious blog post.

 

The Eight Inviolable Rules of Advertising

Compiled by Denny Hatch Over 60 Years.

 

Rule #1: “Theonly purpose of advertising is to make sales. It is profitable or unprofitableaccording to its actual sales.” 

—Claude Hopkins, Scientific Advertising

 

Rule #2: “Yourjob is to sell, not entertain.” 

—Jack Maxson, freelancer, creator/designer of theBrookstone catalog

 

Rule #3: “If itdoesn’t sell, it’s not creative.” 

—Credo of Benton and Bowles, Chicago, in the1930s

 

Rule #4: “Everytime we get creative we lose money.” 

—Ed McCabe, president of BMG Music Club

 

Rule #5: “Bewareof humor in advertising. People don’t buy from clowns.”
—David Ogilvy

 

Rule #6: The 7emotional hot buttons that make people buy:
       Fear – Greed – Guilt – Anger –Exclusivity – Salvation – Flattery 

—Bob Hacker, Axel Anderssen, Denny Hatch

 

Rule#7: “The prospect doesn’t give a damn about you, yourcompany or your product. All that matters is, ‘What’s In It For Me?’” 

—BobHacker

 

Rule #7a: "Always listen to W-I-I FM."

Direct Marketing Old Saw

 

Rule #8: “Always makeit easy to order.”  

Elsworth Howell, CEO, Grolier Enterprises

 
 



Meet 56-year-old Aussie Adman David Droga. He started as
a fledgling copywriter at the giant FCB  (Foot, Cone & Belding) with 120 offices in 80 countries with 8,000 employees.

In 1996, he moved to Singapore to become Executive CreativeDirector of Saatchi & Saatchi Singapore and Regional CreativeDirector of Saatchi Asia. Droga was promoted to Executive CreativeDirector of Saatchi & Saatchi London in 1999. In2002, Advertising Age awardedDroga the World's Top Creative Director.

      “Saatchi & Saatchi London won Global Agency of the Year at the CannesInternational Advertising and both Advertising Age and Adweek named SaatchiAgency of the Year. In 2000, Publicis Groupe acquired Saatchi and in 2004, Drogawas promoted to Worldwide Chief Creative Officer of the Publicis Network, whichtook him to New York City in 2005.

Droga founded his own agency, Droga5 in 2006. Thename Droga5 comes from the number-coded laundry tag his mother sewed on hisclothes to help differentiate his clothes from his brothers at boardingschool." —Wikipedia

 


About Denny Hatch's Marketing Blog.

Asco-founder, co-publisher with my extraordinary wife, Peggy, and as editor ofthe newsletter, WHO'S MAILING WHAT! one of our earliest subscribers wasa true direct mail marketing wizard (and lovely guy) the late Malcolm Decker.He once said to me:


"There are two rules — two rules  only — in DirectMarketing:        
'Rule #1: Test Everything. Rule #2: See Rule #1.' "

 

It'sclear to me that David Droga is not — and never was — a classicallytrained marketer. With no reply mechanism, it is impossible for a viewerto contact the advertiser and order product. You want it, you buy it retail? Ergo, no way to measure ROI — Return on Investment. With no ROI, ain't no way to measure the success or failure of an ad. These Super Bowl ads make tons of money for the networks and advertising agencies. Alas, the corporations and their stockholders ponying up cash for these seven-figure entertainment extravaganzas take huge monetary losses. Theyget their jollies off by amusing their friends, families, colleagues, competitors and getting media coverage. I'm reminded of the caption of acartoon where two giant railroad engines in Sweden crashed into each other at full speed: "Dat been one helluva way to run a railroad."  

  

Droga's CV

The Wikipedia entry on David Droga (above) highlights  immediate acceptance into thesmarty-pants glitterati and creativity of Mad. Ave.'s Saatchi &Saatchi, Publicis Groupe, Cannes International Advertising Festival, AdvertisingAge, Adweek. In other words, fugedabout thedrudge work and arithmetic of testing — "allowablecost-per-order," "affordable CPM" and"cost-of-goods-sold." Leave the nuts-'n'-bolts and antiquated"rules" such as testing to the old-timer wonks — Max Sackheim, JohnCaples, Harry Scherman, Vic Schwab, John Stevenson, Fred Briesmeister,Bruce  Barton, Stan Rapp, Tom Collins, Lester Wunderman, Elsworth Howell,Bob Hacker, Axel Anderssen, Bill Bernbach, Maxwell Dane and David Ogilvy toname a few.

ABizarre Takeaway to Consider

Iwatched this thing over and over trying to get inside David Droga’s head. Whatthe hell was he thinking? Suddenly the final frames popped into my head.

 

 

I hadnever heard of Bosch. This $17 million dollar TV ad wasn’t selling anything. Rathermaybe it was bent on making “Bosch” into a kind of weird homonym for “bash.” Peoplein the ad (and watching at home) were bashed all over the place —physically and emotionally.

 

David Droga Came up with the Homophone/Word Play "Bosch" as "Bash!"

             "Brand Recognition?"
               No! I'd call it "Brand Wreckognition
!"


I invite you to have a look at David Droga's weird Manifesto.

 

https://droga5.com

 

 



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By Oluchi Samuel
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